I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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