do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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