Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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