That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You don't make any sense
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