Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
only if we run a train.
done.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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