He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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