Im at strip club and am horny
Porn is love you can see.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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