He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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