we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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