Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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