I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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