i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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