im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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