oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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