I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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