sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We were destined to go to rehab together
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I know her cup size but not her name....
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