I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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