**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You're like the curious george of whores
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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