You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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