I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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