i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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