i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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