ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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