is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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