whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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