If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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