Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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