Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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