haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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