i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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