Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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