but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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