my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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