Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i will never coherently bang her
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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