I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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