I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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