I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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