I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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