so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
