I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Duck Duck Cougar?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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