What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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