I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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