All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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