If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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