Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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