I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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