yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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