i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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