dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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