found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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