Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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