kristin has been a bad kristin
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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