Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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