Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
In America we eat man semen.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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