are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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