My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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