Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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